Church Admission Form : Filled (Well almost)

This guy is the most easy bait I've ever had. I send him the form 3 hours ago and I have it filled (almost unfortunately...)

As you can see, S0ul w1nn1ng Be@v3r (just in case he googles his new name) didn't include a speech and a photo with his new name on it. His excuse? He plans on being here for the welcoming ceremony... Sounds like he'll need some cash to come to the ceremony. I'll wait a few hours before calling his bluff and telling him the next ceremony is next Saturday because it is the Be@ver D@y when everyone gathers and talk about be@vers and how they love eating long sticks of wood!