Let's have a nice conversation with lads :)

I just emailed this to several lad:

"Subject: UR MOMMA IS DA GOAT F***ER!
Body:

U NO SABI HAU FO MEK BIG MONI OO!!!! YOURE DI COCKSUCKER NA UR MOMMA DEY DI ASHEWO NA UR FATHER DEY DI ASHEWO TOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Which is written in their language but can be translated to:

"Subject: Your mother seems to enjoy interspecies intercourses with Bovidae
 Body:
 Dear sir,
 I am sorry to inform you that you may not be knowledgeable in having a successful business. Moreover, by the present letter, I wish to inform you that both your genitors are part of the streetwalker workforce.
Best regards"

Let's see if I can get some replies :)