mardi 29 mars 2011

Modalities can be a pain in the

The bait where I ASEM Western Union receipt is going on and it is working kinda well. I thought of this website where your lad connects and have to answer a some of questions to access their precious MTCN (control number for Western Union transfer).
It goes like this, you create a transaction on this website, you set up the number of questions you want your lad to answer before being granted the MTCN, I chose infinity. You get a unique access code that you send to your lad.
The lad goes to the site, enter the access code, his personal info and start answering some questions hoping to get "da moni".
I got several lads that took their chance in the race to the MTCN number! For a grand prize of $5,000!
Most of them tried to autoanswer the questions without actually reading it but  one of them took some time to answer 157 questions !




Session starttime: 2011-03-29 09:12:04(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2011-03-29 10:01:21(GMT-7)
Answers: 157

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?  
A: No, But was advised from a Relative for security purposes for transfers of funds.
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?  
A: No, But this would be my first time using this process
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?  
A: yes i have received others like Western Union and Moneygram.
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?  
A: for Hospitality and maintenance purposes.
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?  
A: Not at all, meant for Hospitality and Maintenance purpose.
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?  
A: No, will be used in a legitimate way.
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?  
A: No not at all....
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?  
A: Not at all.
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?  
A: Not at all.
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: Not at all.
Q: Ever been to Kentucky? 
A: No been to United Kingdom, Manchester to be precise.
Q: Who had a 1985 hit with Saving All My Love For You? 
A: Jean-Philippe
Q: When you rode a bicycle during the past 12 months, how often did you wear a helmet? 
A: Everytime i do.
Q: Vodka, Galliano and orange juice are used to make which classic cocktail? 
A: No Idea.
Q: What word appears exactly 773,692 times in the King James Bible? 
A: No Idea.
Q: What are you trying to do in order to find a job that you really like? 
A: I am currently working.
Q: What is in your purse? 
A: My Annual income is above $20,000usd.
Q: Have you ever seen a female pilot?  
A: yes i have.
Q: Would you stay calm or would you panic? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Are there women bosses in your country? 
A: Yes there are.
Q: Do you know the names of the different kicks/punches/stances? 
A: No Idea.
Q: Do you know how to use any traditional weapons? 
A: Not at all.
Q: Do you have to work overtime? 
A: At times.
Q: How can it be made less dangerous? 
A: Safety Measures is always being observed.
Q: Could you and would you like to work as a volunteer in the same way? 
A: No not at all.
Q: What is your biggest fear? 
A: I fear God alone.
Q: If you were on holiday and you lost your passport, would you know what to do? 
A: Would have to apply for another and still complain about the loss.
Q: What was the last thing you yelled out loud? 
A: When i was admitted in College
Q: What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?  
A: My Birthday Year 2005 and it was because it was when i turned 40yrs of age.
Q: How much money does a secretary get paid per week? 
A: No idea.
Q: Do you get scared by horror stories?  
A: Yes i do.
Q: Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?  
A: Yes i have.
Q: In which 1986 film was the spaceship called Nostromo? 
A: No Idea.
Q: Are you afraid of heights? 
A: Not at all.
Q: What follows mass as the most popular activity in U.S. Catholic churches? 
A: No Idea.
Q: Do you know someone who has been a victim of a violent crime? 
A: No not at all.
Q: What structure was 26.5 miles long until 1989? 
A: No idea.
Q: What is one thing you are grateful for today? 
A: That i am alive.
Q: What is another word for tsunami? 
A: Natural disaster.
Q: Do bad mannered people upset you? 
A: At times.
Q: Does it upset or annoy you when a beggar asks you for money? 
A: No because i am cheerful..
Q: Next trip you are going to take? 
A: To Canada, Vancouver to be precise.
Q: Why do you look at yourself in the mirror? 
A: To see how i look.
Q: Who is the most annoying celebrity? Why? 
A: None and no reasons at all.
Q: Who do you think is the most beautiful person in your country? 
A: Miss Nigeria.
Q: What symbol was first linked to the Democratic party in an 1870 cartoon by Thomas Nast? 
A: No Idea.
Q: During the past 30 days, did you exercise to lose weight or to keep from gaining weight? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Did you have a nickname? How?d you get it? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? 
A: I wouldn't do such thing.
Q: What city did Napoleon occupy in 1798, sending Pope Pius VI to the south of France? 
A: No idea.
Q: Do you believe in astrology? What is your astrological sign? 
A: Yes, pisces
Q: Is it common for people from your country to have one job for life? 
A: No there are ages to quit working.
Q: Played monopoly?  
A: No not at all.
Q: Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Do you find this kind of show interesting to watch? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Where did you grow up? 
A: lagos, Nigeria.
Q: Do you like yourself? 
A: Yes i do.
Q: Why have you had sex for money? 
A: No i have not.
Q: What color is your cell phone? 
A: Yellow and Black.
Q: What is the scariest movie you have ever seen? 
A: Scary Movie
Q: Who has been the biggest influence on your life?  
A: My father.
Q: Why is honesty so difficult at times? 
A: You do not have to trust people.
Q: Which is the smallest member of the flute family? 
A: Harmonica
Q: Are you satisfied with their service? 
A: Yes i am.
Q: Do you wear a bikini at the beach? 
A: no not at all.
Q: You were caught with several sheep in your bedroom, what are they doing in
 your room and how would you get rid of them? 
A: I do not train sheeps and nothing of such occured.
Q: Hurt a friend?  
A: Not at all.
Q: If the U.S. attacked North Korea, what would happen? 
A: They would have to surrender.
Q: When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him? 
A: Till after death..
Q: If you were given one million dollars, what would you buy? 
A: Invest well..
Q: Are you afraid of giving a speech in public? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Did your parents ever have children? 
A: Yes they have me..
Q: Would you ever have plastic surgery? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Do you think that it is important for schools to have Internet access? Why? 
A: No not at all.
Q: Do you think there are any legal drugs that should be illegal? 
A: No idea.
Q: Who among the people you know has the most interesting job? What is it? 
A: No idea.
Q: Do you believe the predictions contained within your horoscope? 
A: Yes at times.
Q: Why do you find your job interesting?  
A: Because i Love it.
Q: What plans have you made for your retirement? 
A: personal to me alone..
Q: How many light years was ET away from home? 
A: No Idea.
Q: When is honesty difficult? 
A: When people do not trust you too.
Q: Do you believe in God? 
A: Yes i do.
Q: Are traffic accidents a major cause of death in your country? 
A: Yes i do.
Q: How about others in your family? 
A: They are true Christians.
Q: Do you believe anal sex to be a good idea on a first date? 
A: No it is not advisable.
Q: Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?  
A: Yes Long time ago.
Q: What is electronic configuration and how do you work it out? 
A: I am not a Science student..
Q: Do you enjoy greasy food? 
A: No not at all.
Q: At what age do people usually retire in your country? 
A: 70yrs of Age.
Q: If you had one wish, what would you wish for? 
A: I would wish i could bring back My father to life again.
Q: What jobs in your country are considered to be good jobs? Why? 
A: White collar Jobs.
Q: What are some things that are legal that you personally think should be illegal? 
A: No idea.
Q: What is your favorite kung fu movie? 
A: I dont like Martial atrs movies.
Q: How will you be spending Christmas? 
A: With my family.
Q: If you had to choose, would you give up your sight or your hearing? 
A: None of the above..
Q: Do you think we can feel if a ghost is near by us by the changes in the weather?  
A: No idea.
Q: Why do you think children commit violent crimes? 
A: Good home training really matters.
Q: What was your first job? 
A: A Receptionist.
Q: Which martial art is best in your opinion? Why? 
A: I do not like Martial Arts.
Q: Where were your parents born? 
A: Lagos, Nigeria
Q: What influenced your choice of job? (Why did you choose your job?) 
A: Because i love it.
Q: Where did they work and why did they volunteer? 
A: No Idea.
Q: Is it common for people from your country to have one job for life? 
A: No it is not possible
Q: What is a group rate? 
A: No idea.
Q: During your service, can you recall times when you were afraid? 
A: Not at all.
Q: What annoying habits does your best friend have? 
A: Snorring...
Q: Is it a popular job? 
A: No not at all.
Q: In the 1963 film The Great Escape, what names were given to the three tunnels? 
A: No idea.
Q: Why is this word used internationally? 
A: No idea.
Q: Who is your hero/role model? 
A: William Shakespear.
Q: If you had one wish, what would it be? 
A: Wish i could bring back my father to Life again.
Q: Does it annoy you when you are waiting in a long queue and someone pushes in front of you? 
A: Yes it does but i will accept an apology for that.
Q: Have you ever gone fishing? 
A: Not at all.
Q: What are some things people can do to protect themselves from crime? 
A: Not at all.
Q: Did you like performing animal husbandry? 
A: Not at all.
Q: Used food for something other than to eat?  
A: Not at all.
Q: How do you want to be remembered? 
A: By my Name.
Q: Do you get annoyed when someone cuts in front of you when you are waiting in line? 
A: yes at times.

A: Yes i would...
Q: What do you like most about that job? 
A: Its my pleasure doing it.
Q: What are the qualities a good boss should have? 
A: Should be patient 
Q: What are some of the ways the Internet can be used for entertainment? 
A: Social Networking
Q: If your spouse cheated on you, what would you do? 
A: I would let her know 
Q: Been in the hospital (not visiting)?  
A: Not at all.
Q: What are your plans for this weekend? 
A: To go picnic with my family.
Q: How can you prevent things from being stolen? 
A: Be extra careful.
Q: Who (at 2008) plays Doctor Gregory House in the TV series House? 
A: No Idea.
Q: What is deoxyribonucleic acid?  
A: No idea.
Q: Have you ever smoked peanut shells? 
A: Not at all.
Q: What did you dream about last night? 
A: No idea.
Q: How many tentacles does a squid have? 
A: No idea.
Q: Do you think that some people spend too much time on the Internet? 
A: No idea.
Q: Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you? 
A: Not at all.
Q: How would you describe yourself? 
A: Am me and am natural.
Q: Why did you choose this company? 
A: Because i Like it.
Q: Is there anything that you?ve always wanted to tell me but haven?t? 
A: Not at all.
Q: Do you get annoyed when someone cuts in front of you when you are waiting in line? 
A: Not at all 
Q: Why do people say they see ghosts even though they sometimes do not? 
A: I dont know
Q: Why is it important to be truthful? 
A: You will gain opportunities.
Q: What can a parent do to childproof a bathroom? 
A: To avoid water logging.
Q: Is it ever O.K. to break the law? If so, when? 
A: Not at all..
Q: Do you think that dreams come true? 
A: Yes i do
Q: If you could have any car you wanted, which car would you choose?  
A: BMW 400 series saloon car.
Q: How did you propose? 
A: Personal to me alone.
Q: Are you a worrier? 
A: Not at all.
Q: Would you try to fix it yourself? 
A: Yes i will.
Q: What is truthfulness? 
A: Being Honest.
Q: Which 17th century explorer was buried with a pipe and a box of tobacco? 
A: No idea.
Q: The police have generously offered to either beat you with a piece of flexible plastic or a leather whip, which one would you like better? 
A: No idea.
Q: How do you want to be remembered? 
A: By Name.
Q: Where have you worked? 
A: Personal
Q: If you speak two languages will you raise your children to be bilingual? 
A: Yes i will
Q: Do bad mannered people upset you? 
A: yes at times.
Q: Do you believe that a thief should go to jail, even if it meant stealing from a rich American? 
A: Yes he should face the wrath of law.
 
Most of the answers are crap, and that is maybe the reason he didn't get his MTCN but he took 49 minutes to answer all of them so it's kinda nice :)
I'll try to get more lads into this and I'll share with you the good ones ^^ 

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